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[Feb. 15th, 2006|09:11 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  homesick | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | new LWB im workin on | ] |
today's discussion while working out:
a ballsack can NEVER be a beautiful thing no matter what you do
try to prove me wrong. go ahead. |
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| little bo peep |
[Feb. 8th, 2006|11:29 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  tired | ] |
i hope you feel better
im crossing my fingers that you will wake up feeling like a million crispy chicken nuggets |
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| shuck mai dik |
[Feb. 6th, 2006|09:36 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  tooty | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | im singing out loud in my dorm room to NEYO | ] |
i need a fucking hug
how much do hugs cost on ebay?
muther fucker |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 26th, 2006|09:47 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  creative | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | pussycat dolls - dontcha wish ya girlfriend was hot like me? | ] |
tomorrow
is gonna be a great day
SPANK
DAT
PUSSY
BABY |
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| EJACULATION |
[Jan. 24th, 2006|09:16 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  dirty | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | i can hear a train....CHU CHU!! | ] |
so....
i just checked my email
some guy i dont know named Randy Sinclair emailed me
the topic of the email was this:
"Get Control On Ejaculation"
so yea, i just wanted to make it public and tell everyone that my ejaculation is out of control
represent. |
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| nuts |
[Jan. 23rd, 2006|11:41 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  full | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | the sound of "nutty nuggets" crunching in my mouf | ] |
i just ate a bowl of a cereal called "nutty nuggets"
and guess what!!!
NO FUCKIN NUTS!!!
I WANT MY FUCKIN NUTS!!! GIVE ME NUTS NOW!!
I WANT TO HAVE THOSE NUTS IN MY MOUTH!!
p.s. they are a good source of 10 vitamins and minerals. hellz yea. |
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| stand still for the archer boy |
[Jan. 23rd, 2006|06:54 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  hopeful | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | underOATH | ] |
i
am
mike
jones
im
serious
281.330.8004
p.s. im in love with a stripper |
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| me want cookie |
[Jan. 22nd, 2006|11:48 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  hungry | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | lower DEEE | ] |
ballz
thats all i have to say |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 21st, 2006|01:11 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  horny | ] |
i
wanna
lick
some
mother
fuckin
pussy
right
now
the
end |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 17th, 2005|02:17 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  calm | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | 106.9 | ] |
singing along to christmas music
while i am driving at night
is probably one of the best feelings
in the whole wide world |
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| bitch fuck cunt dick |
[Dec. 8th, 2005|01:24 pm] |
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marissa brought up a good question yesterday that i thought i should share...
who was the person who decided to make words "bad"?
did some guy just wake up one day and be like..."the word FUCK is a bad word because i said so!" and then everyone listened to him?
im thinking about doing the same thing and seeing if it works....
from now on....the word "pilgrim" is a bad word.
"fuck you pilgrim!"
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| what. the. fuck. |
[Nov. 29th, 2005|06:35 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  frustrated | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | my tummy is growling | ] |
like 5 times today i got the feeling that i had to go poop....
and then it just totally went away.
my poop is disappearing in my body or something. no wonder im such a skinny mother.
moral of the story: I WANT TO POOP!!!! |
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| thoughts while brushin' my teef |
[Nov. 21st, 2005|07:42 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | full | ] |
sometimes....
i wish that farts didnt smell bad.
i wish that for one day....farts smelled REALLY GOOD!!
because if that happened...i would smell SOOO GOOD!!! |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 4th, 2005|07:07 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | dirty | ] |
i am SO ready to rap.....
and sing....
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 4th, 2005|12:18 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | glassjaw | ] |
marissa
and
aaron
and
steve
are
cool
i love them. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 2nd, 2005|06:07 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | dirty | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | my own shtuff | ] |
mother
fucker
AAHHHHHHH
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 28th, 2005|07:11 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  dorky | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | ryan is snooring.... | ] |
eye
git
two
sea
muhrisuh
two
dey
et iz goh ing two bee sew one dur ful!!
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 25th, 2005|11:35 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  blah | ] |
BLAH.
yea...i dont know
just BLAH |
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| i love my tea cup/mug |
[Oct. 19th, 2005|10:23 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  sore | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Lukewarm White Boys - "Kings of Myspace" | ] |
do what you like....
like what you do....
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